LEGO LIBERATION
Join the cause to end the sensless war in
LEGO LAND
An inexcusable crime has been committed against the American people. Your government is lying to you.
Don't be fooled by the politicians in Washington or the biased news media. Our troops are being sent to die overseas just so that the billionaire toy industrialist lobby can secure an illegal monopoly on Lego Land's most valuable commodity:
LEGO BRICKS
The toy industry controls the federal government at its highest echelons. Their influence is unimaginable. For years we have possessed the technology to create alternate entertainment sources (such as the hydroelectric SuperSoaker and the wind-powered G.I. Joe) but the toy industry refuses to let these revolutionary innovations be made public. They'd rather keep Americans in their pockets and the price of legos at over $50.00 per bucket.
Fact: America imports over 120 billion buckets of crude lego bricks every year.
Unscrupulous toy giants such as Hasbro, Milton-Bradley, and the notorious Parker Brothers have all secured lucrative government contracts to rebuild the now war-torn, barren wasteland that is Lego Land. Connected to the upper-most levels of power in the United States, almost nothing can stop them from turning our once great land into a toy-mongering, hegemonic theocracy. Nothing that is, except for you.
Don't let them squash out true freedom and democracy one brightly colored plastic castle at a time! Only you can fight back! Raise awareness in your community today! Engage in your own campaign of guerilla tactics by posting our flyers in high-traffic public places. Don't let trivial objections like "you're creating a widespread public eyesore" or "I think you're an idiot" stop you! Paste our flyers on every lamp-post, supermarket wall, and men's urinal you can find--it's the only way!
Our flyers are quite graphic. While many consider it wrong to use ghoulish photography of soldiers' mutilated bodies, it's the only way to truly get people's attention. Images of severed Lego heads rolling about in a grim spectacle of terror accompanied by the graphic depictions of soldiers being impaled between their torso and leg pieces will shock people into understanding our cause. Nothing short of the horrifying true face of death can convince the world how infallibly just our opinion is.
!!!UPDATE!!!
THIS JUST IN!!! TORTURE AT US ARMY FIELD PRISON CAMP
BLACK MONARCH'S CASTLE:
SEE THE SHOCKING, TELL-ALL PHOTO!!
CLEAR evidence of the Army's direct violation of the Geneva Convention of 1949!
American interrogation tactics are now the hallmark of human rights violations! Stop this horrific injustince before it's too late! Remember our motto:
"Legos, although delightfully entertaining and made entirely out of plastic, are people too."
FIGHT BACK!! POST FLYERS IN YOUR COMMUNITY!!
